Achievement unlocked: House sale

My house sale completed yesterday, so I can no longer tell people to “get orf my land” in a Somerset accent. I’m now looking for a flat in the city centre or Didsbury, on the basis that being in Bury is a crimp on my social life – plus another reason which I can’t mention for a couple of weeks. In the meantime, I’m back at my parents’ house, which is a bit cramped but will force me to work out what I actually want to keep from the mountain of stuff I’ve accumulated over the years.